I'll stand by the door and flicker the lights

i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true 

wheretheoscarwildethingsare:

so you know how with shows the first season is always the comparatively happy and carefree and innocent one

oh god

markstoermer:

Saturday, June 8th 2013

Dear diary,

today is a remarkable day for the worldwide history. It’s 2013 and

Brandiva has returned

posthistorical | methleesi:

will graham finally quits the fbi

“this is my resign”

#the jokes really are better than the show

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit